The human centipede has been discribed as the sickest most disturbing filum ever made, it will make you want to vomit. Well I watched it and it was ....ok... the idea is mind blowingly nasty but the movie itself was quite weak, some good acting from the bad guy but thats it! Then I watched Tokyo Gore Police. and maybe the critics were talking about this movie.

It is sick, so very very very disturbing. It has so many random moments in it that you are left saying WTF is going on here? Right at the end the bad guy suddenly pulls out these syringes to give him some extra power, like flying????????????????????????? These syringes had never been in the movie so why were they suddenly there? Other things wrong with the movie is all the blood, if your face gets ripped off you aint gonna have high pressure blood spray and you aint gonna be screaming either, but in this movie you do. lol.

It aint all bad there are some amazing scenes, the 2 foot long penis that is a gun which seeks out its victims. the lady with crocodile jaws for legs, the guy who has a massive gun that fires fists! and then there is the chair what goes on with the chair is so bizarre that it can't be written down here, my mind can't cope with it, was it really in the movie or am I going a little bit crazy?

The basic idea behind the movie is good, these super tough zombie like creatures called "Engineers" can re-engineer their bodies if they get injured, ie cut their arm off and it will become a gun that fires bits of bone.

I think this movie is a close to art as you'r gonna get and you gotta watch it. Just remember when watching this don't be high or drunk and don't watch it with anybody you care about as they will never talk to you again.

I give this masterpiece 9/10